The Bible Believing Christians of Elkhart is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by sons of thunder with a fair hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, avowedly heterosexual populace, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.897 billion Christians ✝️ enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Law & Order, Environment, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capernaum. The average income tax rate is 8.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Christian ✝️ economy, worth 668 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,459 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, vehicular homicide by Christian ✝️ ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elkhart's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christian.

Elkhart is ranked 289,228^th in the world and 4,607^th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -227.59 on the Scary Big Number Scale.