Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The East Pacific
Population | 19.101 billion |
Capital | The Beach House |
Leader | Elle Macpherson |
Faith | Paganism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | dolphin |
The Private Beach of Elle Macpherson is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Elle Macpherson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, lack of airports, and exploding hoverboards. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 19.101 billion Elle Macphersonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Beach House. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Elle Macphersonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,702 trillion dollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 193,858 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.
The same 19101 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Elle Macpherson's every word on Twitcher, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown. Elle Macpherson's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Paganism.
Elle Macpherson is ranked 130,582nd in the world and 1,856th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 253.33746286392 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Elle Macpherson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Elle Macpherson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Zombified, Most Zombies, and Most Survivors.
- : Elle Macpherson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Elle Macpherson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Elle Macpherson's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Elle Macpherson altered its national flag.
- : Elle Macpherson relocated from Lazarus to The East Pacific.
- : Elle Macpherson was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Elle Macpherson ceased to exist in The East Pacific.
- : Elle Macpherson's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".