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The Private Beach of Elle Macpherson

“Where's The Beach?”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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Elle Macpherson

Population19.101 billion

CapitalThe Beach House
LeaderElle Macpherson
FaithPaganism

Currencydollar
Animaldolphin

The Private Beach of Elle Macpherson is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Elle Macpherson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, lack of airports, and exploding hoverboards. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 19.101 billion Elle Macphersonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Beach House. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Elle Macphersonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,702 trillion dollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 193,858 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

The same 19101 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Elle Macpherson's every word on Twitcher, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown. Elle Macpherson's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Paganism.

Elle Macpherson is ranked 130,582nd in the world and 1,856th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 253.33746286392 days.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 151stMost Advanced Public Transport: 359thMost Rebellious Youth: 392ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 606thMost Advanced Public Education: 744thMost Cheerful Citizens: 750thLeast Corrupt Governments: 852ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,083rdBest Weather: 1,156thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,295thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,317thMost Pacifist: 1,463rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,473rdSafest: 1,525thLargest Governments: 1,740thHealthiest Citizens: 1,992ndMost Developed: 2,004thMost Cultured: 2,040thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,077thNicest Citizens: 2,258thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,355thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,499thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,979thHighest Food Quality: 3,104thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,453rdHighest Economic Output: 5,356thMost Inclusive: 8,695thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,698thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,108thHighest Average Incomes: 11,096thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,197thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,414thTop
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Largest Populations: 17,852ndMost Secular: 18,321stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,635thLowest Crime Rates: 29,096th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionSafest: 38th in the regionMost Cultured: 39th in the regionMost Pacifist: 44th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 45th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Developed: 54th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 63rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 68th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 82nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 83rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 95th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 117th in the regionLargest Populations: 129th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 164th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 179th in the regionMost Inclusive: 221st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 222nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 223rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 386th in the regionNudest: 425th in the regionMost Politically Free: 482nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 510th in the region

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