The Federation of Ellicas is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, democratic population of 400 million Federals are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The powerhouse Federalist economy, worth 36.7 trillion UGTO Federacy credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 91,842 UGTO Federacy credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, parents dread their examinations more than their children, children are sent to either religious or secular schools, and airport security is provided by private companies. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Ellicas's national animal is the Blue Geofay, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ellicas is ranked 62,059^th in the world and 1,436^th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 19.64 Atheism Rate.