The Republic of Elorenicia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 958 million Elorenicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eloselta City. The average income tax rate is 73.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Elorenician economy, worth 118 trillion Elos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 123,969 Elos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is wading into dangerous waters, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, euthanasia is legal, and elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elorenicia's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Elorenicia is ranked 16,400^th in the world and 883^rd in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,464.3 Tourists Per Hour.