The Federation of Elva Landscape Conservation Area is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 1.172 billion Elva Landscape Conservation Areans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Elva Landscape Conservation Arean economy, worth 83.6 trillion gambles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 71,329 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality, and black tea is only available on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elva Landscape Conservation Area's national animal is the gamble, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Elva Landscape Conservation Area is ranked 72,292^nd in the world and 19^th in Protected Landscapes of Estonia for Largest Governments, scoring 19.18 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.