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The Empire of Embajada

“What are you looking at? Keep going down”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Embassies for Everyone



Population618 million



The Empire of Embajada is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its lack of airports, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 618 million ambassadors are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embajadalandiapolburgstangradiestraponia. The average income tax rate is 6.7%.

The strong ambassador economy, worth 38.5 trillion humans a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 62,348 humans, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has returned as a hero from a brutal campaign to conquer the local beach, hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times, convicted conmen and fraudsters often leave prison to enter a career in politics, and Embajada has designated Embajadalandiapolburgstangradiestraponia as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Embajada's national animal is the human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Embajada is ranked 38,457th in the world and 1st in Embassies for Everyone for Most Armed, with 1.05 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,947thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,659thHighest Crime Rates: 12,367thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,048thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16,399thMost Avoided: 16,576th

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