Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: Emergency Puppet
Population | 10.096 billion |
Currency | Gold |
Animal | Black Widow |
The Jingoistic States of Emergency Puppet 34 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, parental licensing program, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.096 billion Emergency Puppet 34ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 42.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Emergency Puppet 34ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,291 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,895 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
No cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, and doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency Puppet 34's national animal is the Black Widow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Emergency Puppet 34 is ranked 78,631st in the world and 212th in Emergency Puppet for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.75 law-abiding acts per hour.
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- : Emergency Puppet 34 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and the Top 5% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Emergency Puppet 34 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Emergency Puppet 34 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Emergency Puppet 34 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Emergency Puppet 34 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Emergency Puppet 34 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Emergency Puppet 34 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Emergency Puppet 34 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Emergency Puppet 34, doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones.
- : Following new legislation in Emergency Puppet 34, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.