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The Grand Duchy of Emergency Puppet 35

“Emergency”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Emergency Puppet

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Emergency Puppet 35

Population9.979 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalBlack Widow

The Grand Duchy of Emergency Puppet 35 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 9.979 billion Emergency Puppet 35ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emergency Puppet 35ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,430 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,338 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, an exhibition on Black Widow memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery, and athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency Puppet 35's national animal is the Black Widow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emergency Puppet 35 is ranked 99,688th in the world and 238th in Emergency Puppet for Most Stationary, with 438.7982955578 days.

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5%
Nudest: 5,593rdMost Armed: 5,812thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,059thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,524thLargest Black Market: 10,728thMost Patriotic: 12,142ndTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,485thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,907thMost Devout: 18,692ndHighest Economic Output: 18,939thMost Developed: 20,909thLargest Mining Sector: 21,538thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,551stLongest Average Lifespans: 21,925thLowest Crime Rates: 22,359thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,607thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,437thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,133rdHighest Average Incomes: 24,863rdMost Efficient Economies: 25,869thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,442ndLargest Governments: 27,350th
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1%
Nudest: 2nd in the regionTop
5%
Longest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionMost Patriotic: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionTop
10%
Most Developed: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionLargest Populations: 37th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 39th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 41st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 42nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Emergency Puppet 35 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Emergency Puppet 35 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Emergency Puppet 35 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Emergency Puppet 35 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Emergency Puppet 35 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Emergency Puppet 35 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Emergency Puppet 35 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Emergency Puppet 35 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Emergency Puppet 35 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Emergency Puppet 35 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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