by Max Barry

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The Republic of Emiton

“Have Fun, But Stay Out Of My Face”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the South Pacific



Population26.713 billion

LeaderThe Doral


The Republic of Emiton is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Doral with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, humorless population of 26.713 billion Nevians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevia. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emitonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,302 trillion jockoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,059 jockoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists call Emitonian beach towns "the fine coastline", the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emiton's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emiton is ranked 203,500th in the world and 7,470th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.52 Crimes Per Hour.

Least Corrupt Governments: 42ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 156thSafest: 160thHealthiest Citizens: 414thMost Developed: 587thMost Stationary: 635thLongest Average Lifespans: 678thMost Advanced Public Transport: 744thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 970thMost Secular: 1,520thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,605thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,645thMost Influential: 1,690thMost Cultured: 1,866thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,209thHighest Economic Output: 2,363rdMost Inclusive: 2,635thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,828thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,844thLargest Populations: 3,086thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,087thLowest Crime Rates: 3,554thLargest Mining Sector: 3,585thBest Weather: 3,948thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,670thMost Armed: 6,962ndLargest Governments: 7,211thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,471stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,755thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,732ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,983rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,155thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,331stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,145thHighest Average Incomes: 11,146thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,582ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,310thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,594thMost Income Equality: 18,779th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 36th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionMost Cultured: 49th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 50th in the regionMost Secular: 63rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 72nd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 76th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 78th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 90th in the regionMost Inclusive: 97th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 103rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 107th in the regionBest Weather: 132nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 137th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 159th in the regionMost Armed: 172nd in the regionMost Influential: 181st in the regionLargest Governments: 188th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 212th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 217th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 230th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 257th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 283rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 304th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 336th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 338th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 339th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 413th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 514th in the regionNudest: 627th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 735th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Emiton was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Philippinia.
  • : Emiton was endorsed by The Kingdom of Brunier.
  • : Emiton voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Emiton, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Following new legislation in Emiton, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Emiton, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
  • : Emiton was endorsed by The United Protectorate of Tepertopia.
  • : Emiton voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Following new legislation in Emiton, tourists call Emitonian beach towns "the fine coastline".
  • : Following new legislation in Emiton, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 134 » Fudgetopia, Soem, Curlyhoward, Darakin, Tsunamy, Kiasu-ism, Drugged Monkeys, Seliyan progressive Islands, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Belschaft, Pencil Sharpeners 2, FreeFishers, The Solar System Scope, Luddinlande, GI-Land, Techganet, Erinor, Bergenu, Centristvill, Aidenfieeld, Tsvetania, Si-topia, Hanguk-Nippon, Silmad, Aywhyou, Escevola, Volaworand, Sedunn, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Saciu, New Briantown, Moreana, Lambdaland, North Kanuckistan, Great Andora, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Silberne Wache, Vincent Field, Esfalsa, USNE2018, Barabarom, Isokenzar, Rebel-topia, Cuuldere, Aguatania, Direwolf1, Auphelia, and 84 others.Qvait, Herbert Island, Wehraboos, North Catimestistrianes, Stoniamera, The Filippinas, Changolandia, Nowa Europa, Dasko, Maeiland, Unidum, Amerion, The West Valley Mountains, PenguinPies, Aurcania, Jennaterra, Land Without Shrimp, Drystar, Imperial Duck, Omiri, Empa Aserium, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Mapico, Astraee, Bear Connors Paradiso, Lesinteil, Abarri, Tilipria, The Tecorogan Federation, Madreia, Bleakfoot, Nueva Alta California, Serendiva, Greater Hyrulang, Terran Draconia, Ockhamista, Bawkie, Votri, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, The Plebeian States, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Anserisa, Ralphburg, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Nothanksbutseriously, The Worst army of, Holy Free, Baltenlands, Vardanfel, Marinho Islands, Starsight, Markla, Shefino, Springhollow, Compli, Kandorith, Nova Kobol, Laamiva, ChickenDome, Palamien, Corgitopiaa, Well F, West Fallows, Trepsit, United States of Vietnam, Efferalt, Myness, Midand, Royaltica, Andinla, Concrete Slab, The Imperial Frost Federation, East Lodge, B H A R A T, Catillos, Myndia, Gecetesse, Jazzfrezia, Terreno Travato, Tepertopia, Brunier, and Philippinia.

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