by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Republic of Emiton

“Have Fun, But Stay Out Of My Face”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the South Pacific



Population24.918 billion

LeaderThe Doral


The Republic of Emiton is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Doral with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 24.918 billion Nevians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevia. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emitonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,012 trillion jockoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,029 jockoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, and condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emiton's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emiton is ranked 1,952nd in the world and 48th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 229 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 48thLeast Corrupt Governments: 58thSafest: 193rdHealthiest Citizens: 415thMost Stationary: 675thMost Advanced Public Transport: 779thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 927thMost Developed: 1,097thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,318thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,409thTop
Most Influential: 1,729thMost Secular: 1,925thMost Cultured: 1,952ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,132ndHighest Economic Output: 2,174thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,235thSmartest Citizens: 2,510thLargest Mining Sector: 2,570thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,825thMost Inclusive: 2,971stLargest Populations: 3,220thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,580thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,842ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,089thBest Weather: 5,017thLowest Crime Rates: 5,390thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,468thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,364thTop
Largest Governments: 9,286thHighest Average Incomes: 10,484thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,987thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,620thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,714thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,337thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,005thHighest Drug Use: 15,738thMost Income Equality: 16,293rd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 30th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Cultured: 48th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 57th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 74th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Secular: 76th in the regionMost Inclusive: 99th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 100th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 103rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 122nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 154th in the regionBest Weather: 158th in the regionMost Influential: 162nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 194th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 196th in the regionLargest Governments: 239th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 262nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 276th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 306th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 315th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 357th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 457th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 506th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 605th in the regionNudest: 668th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 678th in the regionMost Income Equality: 700th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Emiton, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Emiton, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Emiton, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Emiton was endorsed by The Federal Republic of West Carlisten.
  • : Following new legislation in Emiton, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size.
  • : Following new legislation in Emiton, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
  • : Following new legislation in Emiton, third world countries are rich in "I Love Nevia" t-shirts.
  • : Emiton was endorsed by The People's Republic of Malonereich.
  • : Emiton lost the endorsement of The People's Republic of Malonereich.
  • : Following new legislation in Emiton, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 116 » Fudgetopia, Soem, Curlyhoward, Darakin, Tsunamy, Kiasu-ism, Drugged Monkeys, Seliyan progressive Islands, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Belschaft, Quiescent, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Crabius, FreeFishers, The Solar System Scope, Luddinlande, GI-Land, Techganet, Erinor, Bergenu, Centristvill, Aidenfieeld, Tsvetania, Si-topia, Hanguk-Nippon, Wyatonians, Blahblah2017, Silmad, Aywhyou, La Ascension, Escevola, Volaworand, Paranoia, Sedunn, Lotadia, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Rhetiaa, Saciu, New Briantown, Jaxon, Moreana, Lambdaland, North Kanuckistan, Great Andora, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Silberne Wache, The National Corporation, and 66 others.Vincent Field, Esfalsa, Agalaesia, Towi Lamia, USNE2018, Barabarom, Isokenzar, Anachronolandia, Rebel-topia, Cuuldere, Spearos, Aguatania, Direwolf1, Auphelia, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Qvait, Birdkeeper, Herbert Island, North Prarie, Jahass, Wehraboos, Academy of Umbrellas, North Catimestistrianes, Akindom, Ostanasia, Stoniamera, The Filippinas, Changolandia, Nowa Europa, Churumduul, State of Iowa, Dasko, Maeiland, Violent Peacenicks, Unidum, Pays de Loire, Amerion, Wild Space, Great Africans, Higash, The West Valley Mountains, PenguinPies, Phanama, Aurcania, Jennaterra, Land Without Shrimp, Ariankido, Drystar, Imperial Duck, Sodor and Mann, Concrete Slab, Omiri, Marinho Islands, Empa Aserium, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Skeldonya, Gecetesse, Mapico, Benstralis, Romanus Terrae, Des Nak Neers, Samogitija, Qawe, Astraee, Malonereich, and West Carlisten.

View Forum posts