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The Greater Empire of Emnaria

“Em-na-ri!” Emperor Wilhelm Von Saksen I

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Saint Helene

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Emnaria

Population7.234 billion

CapitalKonstaht
LeaderEmperor Wilhelm Von Saksen I
FaithAtheism

CurrencyEmnarian Dollar
AnimalWestern Eagle

The Greater Empire of Emnaria is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Wilhelm Von Saksen I with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, parental licensing program, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.234 billion Emnarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konstaht. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emnarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,314 trillion Emnarian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 181,754 Emnarian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors, and executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emnaria's national animal is the Western Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Emnaria is ranked 161,328th in the world and 29th in Saint Helene for Most Stationary, with 122.8155116758 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,096thMost Secular: 4,014thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,157thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,365thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,786thLargest Governments: 8,294thMost Developed: 8,380thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,833rdMost Patriotic: 9,213thLowest Crime Rates: 9,509thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,613thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,690thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,814thSmartest Citizens: 12,023rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,513thHealthiest Citizens: 13,142ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,351stMost Advanced Public Education: 13,938thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,121stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,380thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,411thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,829thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,308thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,332ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,585thLargest Black Market: 17,300thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,723rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,527thMost Efficient Economies: 19,760thHighest Economic Output: 21,085thHighest Food Quality: 22,767thMost Authoritarian: 24,516thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,521stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25,401stMost Cultured: 26,915th
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Most Secular: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Emnaria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
  • : Emnaria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Emnaria published "IEM Manual №1" (Account: Military).
  • : Emnaria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Emnaria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Emnaria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : Emnaria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
  • : Emnaria lodged a message on the Saint Helene Regional Message Board.
  • : Emnaria lodged a message on the Saint Helene Regional Message Board.
  • : Emnaria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 7 » Lungha, Great Jenovah, Flandonips, Vyata Temor, The Ostartic Federation, Brsil, and Canineia.

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