The Holy social and immoral land of Empire of Bredux is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by SirBreddy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.529 billion Empire of Breduxians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Breda. The average income tax rate is 43.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Empire of Breduxian economy, worth 675 trillion Cryptoaers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 191,423 Cryptoaers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The best spies are positively radiant after completing a big mission, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Bredux's national animal is the Horny Light-blu Warthog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Breddism.

Empire of Bredux is ranked 12,781^st in the world and 234^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 191,423.08 Standard Monetary Units.