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The IMPERIUM OF MAN of Empire of the alder

“Wisdom is the beginning of fear.” GOD EMPEROR

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Empire of the alder

Population7.033 billion

Capitalcapital city of the alder race
LeaderGOD EMPEROR
FaithCULT Mechanicus

Currencycredits
AnimalSquig

The IMPERIUM OF MAN of Empire of the alder is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by GOD EMPEROR with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, prohibition of alcohol, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.033 billion alderians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of capital city of the alder race. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Empire of the alderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,777 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 252,775 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and the once prosperous capital is in utter decline. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of the alder's national animal is the Squig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is CULT Mechanicus.

Empire of the alder is ranked 48,486th in the world and 1,375th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,077.33 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 232ndLowest Crime Rates: 314thHighest Average Tax Rates: 466thLargest Governments: 549thHighest Poor Incomes: 645thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 700thMost Beautiful Environments: 714thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 780thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 784thMost Corrupt Governments: 841stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 987thMost Developed: 1,306thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,375thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,619thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,638thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,705thBest Weather: 1,723rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,756thSmartest Citizens: 1,924thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,088thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,436thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,694thHighest Average Incomes: 2,805thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,731stMost Influential: 4,379thMost Authoritarian: 4,916thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,967thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,751stMost Inclusive: 6,059thMost Efficient Economies: 6,244thHighest Economic Output: 7,282ndMost Income Equality: 8,447thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8,641stMost Conservative: 11,463rdMost Extreme: 12,007thHealthiest Citizens: 14,944th
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Most Secular: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 41st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 47th in the regionBest Weather: 48th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionMost Influential: 57th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 66th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 68th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 80th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 99th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 113th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 136th in the regionMost Inclusive: 140th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 147th in the regionMost Income Equality: 167th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 170th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 173rd in the regionMost Stationary: 200th in the regionMost Conservative: 219th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 280th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 327th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Empire of the alder voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Responsible Land Management".
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of the alder, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of the alder, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of the alder, immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of the alder, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of the alder, most pop videos prominently feature the Empire of the alderian flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of the alder, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of the alder, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Empire of the alder voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of the alder, it takes at least three to tango.

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