The Geosocialist Federation of Enricia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Norman Lamb with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.371 billion Enricians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Georgetown. The average income tax rate is 18.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enrician economy, worth a remarkable 1,358 trillion Geos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 252,896 Geos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, there are no more heroes any more, and the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda. Crime is totally unknown. Enricia's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Orange Book.

Enricia is ranked 295,297^th in the world and 252^nd in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Conservative, scoring 22.17 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.