The Nature Lovers of Environmentalists is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Environmentalist with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.411 billion Environmentalistsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nature. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Environmentalistsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,420 trillion leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 157,053 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Environmentalistsians any less frightened, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Environmentalists's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Environmentalists is ranked 290,277^th in the world and 1^st in The Environment for Most Primitive, scoring -232.02 on the Scary Big Number Scale.