The Republic of Epia Nam is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.762 billion Epia Namians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.7%.

The strong Epia Namian economy, worth 706 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 60,030 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, and lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Epia Nam's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Epia Nam is ranked 193,127^th in the world and 4^th in Agheasma for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.31 law-abiding acts per hour.