The Kingdom of Equestria- is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 239 million Equestrians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 22.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Equestria-ian economy, worth 8.42 trillion bits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,228 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, and Equestria-ian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader. Crime is totally unknown. Equestria-'s national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Equestria- is ranked 242,855^th in the world and 9^th in Greater Necanica for Most Primitive, scoring -104.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.