The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 27.771 billion EretzIsraelians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 24,854 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 894,975 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,348,674 per year while the poor average 8,484, a ratio of 984 to 1.

Tax returns detail how many games of slots each citizen will be able to play with their refund, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers, and alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 303,722^nd in the world and 6,039^th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -127.67 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.