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The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael

“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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EretzIsrael

Population16.314 billion

Capitalיְרוּשָׁלַיִם
LeaderBenjamin Satanyahu
FaithSatanism

Currencyשקל
Animalgazelle

The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.314 billion EretzIsraelians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 11,002 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 674,407 שקלs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,350,338 per year while the poor average 76,798, a ratio of 43.6 to 1.

Corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode, and travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 33rd in the world and 1st in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 40,625.7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Retail Industry: 5thFattest Citizens: 6thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 11thMost Avoided: 16thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20thMost Secular: 22ndRudest Citizens: 25thLargest Insurance Industry: 33rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 34thLargest Gambling Industry: 36thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 45thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 55thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 59thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 60thHighest Average Incomes: 65thMost Scientifically Advanced: 79thLargest Mining Sector: 83rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 100thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 179thHighest Economic Output: 264thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 268thMost Armed: 366thHighest Crime Rates: 456thLargest Agricultural Sector: 518thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 813thLargest Information Technology Sector: 846thMost Efficient Economies: 1,246thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,202ndMost Stationary: 4,050thLargest Black Market: 5,094thLargest Populations: 7,768thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,026thMost Influential: 9,530thHighest Drug Use: 9,908thLargest Governments: 11,728thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,941stMost Pro-Market: 15,628thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,845thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,077th
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 42nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 44th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 100th in the regionMost Stationary: 101st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 113th in the regionLargest Black Market: 158th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 278th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 309th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 519th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 571st in the regionLargest Governments: 586th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 812th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, Benjamin Satanyahu has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.

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