The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.314 billion EretzIsraelians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 11,002 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 674,407 שקלs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,350,338 per year while the poor average 76,798, a ratio of 43.6 to 1.

Corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode, and travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 33^rd in the world and 1^st in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 40,625.7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.