The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.083 billion EretzIsraelians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 14,195 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 743,904 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,968,415 per year while the poor average 6,684, a ratio of 1,042 to 1.

Edutainment video games are taking EretzIsrael's students to the next level, insomnia is slowly turning everyone insane, health-conscious denizens drink their dogs' water, and the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 21^st in the world and 1^st in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 70,070.84 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.