Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Lazarus
Population | 11.395 billion |
Capital | Alñá-Daqa |
Leader | Grandmaster |
Faith | Die-Hard Relativism |
Currency | leaf |
Animal | penguin |
The Holy Empire of Eri-Maqa-Ena is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grandmaster with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.395 billion n-Enaci are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alñá-Daqa. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Enaci economy, worth a remarkable 1,212 trillion leaves a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,363 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eri-Maqa-Ena's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Die-Hard Relativism.
Eri-Maqa-Ena is ranked 13,879th in the world and 783rd in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 104 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eri-Maqa-Ena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Eri-Maqa-Ena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Eri-Maqa-Ena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Eri-Maqa-Ena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Eri-Maqa-Ena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Eri-Maqa-Ena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Eri-Maqa-Ena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Eri-Maqa-Ena was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Eri-Maqa-Ena's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Eri-Maqa-Ena was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.