Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Nipper
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 19.75 billion |
Capital | Centerpoint |
Leader | Eris |
Currency | ARC |
Animal | Cat |
The Imperium of Erisian is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eris with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.75 billion Erisianians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centerpoint. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Erisianian economy, worth a remarkable 3,586 trillion ARCS a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 181,615 ARCS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
People stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, the children of Erisian are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and tourists aren't the only ones that talk about coming back from a trip. Crime is totally unknown. Erisian's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Erisian is ranked 203,645th in the world and 3,020th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 43.370284743 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Erisian, tourists aren't the only ones that talk about coming back from a trip.
- : Following new legislation in Erisian, the children of Erisian are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
- : Following new legislation in Erisian, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
- : Following new legislation in Erisian, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
- : Following new legislation in Erisian, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
- : Following new legislation in Erisian, chemically brainwashed citizens praise Eris's name on an hourly basis.
- : Following new legislation in Erisian, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region.
- : Erisian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in Erisian, claims adjusters are uselessly vague.
- : Following new legislation in Erisian, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.