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The Imperium of Erisian

“Well THAT didn't work” Eris

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: the South Pacific

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Erisian

Population19.75 billion

CapitalCenterpoint
LeaderEris

CurrencyARC
AnimalCat

The Imperium of Erisian is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eris with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.75 billion Erisianians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centerpoint. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Erisianian economy, worth a remarkable 3,586 trillion ARCS a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 181,615 ARCS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

People stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, the children of Erisian are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and tourists aren't the only ones that talk about coming back from a trip. Crime is totally unknown. Erisian's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Erisian is ranked 203,645th in the world and 3,020th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 43.370284743 days.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,321stBest Weather: 1,915thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,993rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,913thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 3,400thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,468thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,742ndMost Cultured: 3,937thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,977thMost Inclusive: 4,268thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,379thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,918thMost Developed: 4,971stHealthiest Citizens: 5,103rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,232ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,619thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,620thHighest Economic Output: 5,628thLargest Governments: 6,282ndLargest Black Market: 6,568thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,600thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,781stNicest Citizens: 7,533rdSmartest Citizens: 7,694thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,206thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,219thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,202ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,726thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,050thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,089thHighest Average Incomes: 13,361stMost Corrupt Governments: 13,764thTop
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Largest Populations: 16,838thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,385thMost Armed: 18,269thMost Secular: 20,336thLowest Crime Rates: 20,768thMost Efficient Economies: 23,477th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 34th in the regionBest Weather: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 51st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 78th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Cultured: 89th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 90th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 94th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 100th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 102nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 106th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 127th in the regionMost Inclusive: 129th in the regionMost Developed: 133rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 136th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 142nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 144th in the regionLargest Governments: 150th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 152nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 156th in the regionLargest Populations: 176th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 193rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 203rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 210th in the regionNicest Citizens: 217th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 227th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 229th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 229th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 262nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 269th in the regionMost Armed: 269th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 318th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 324th in the regionNudest: 429th in the regionMost Secular: 444th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 456th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 495th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Erisian, tourists aren't the only ones that talk about coming back from a trip.
  • : Following new legislation in Erisian, the children of Erisian are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Erisian, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Erisian, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
  • : Following new legislation in Erisian, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
  • : Following new legislation in Erisian, chemically brainwashed citizens praise Eris's name on an hourly basis.
  • : Following new legislation in Erisian, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region.
  • : Erisian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Erisian, claims adjusters are uselessly vague.
  • : Following new legislation in Erisian, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.

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