The Holy Golden Doge States of ErykCarrillo is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by EXPUNGED with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.472 billion ERROR are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Christmas. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient REDACTED economy, worth a remarkable 2,210 trillion Golden Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,074 Golden Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, and media bosses are discovering the cost of being free. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ErykCarrillo's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is dogeism.

ErykCarrillo is ranked 5,699^th in the world and 2^nd in GOOD BOIs for Nudest, with 1,161.75 cheeks per square mile.