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The Emerald Forest of Eryndlynd

“Before grace, subsistence. Before nobility, survival.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Forest

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Eryndlynd

Population18.655 billion

CapitalEryndhar
LeaderArchdruid Eryx
Faithdruidry

Currencyeryndollar
Animaldragon

The Emerald Forest of Eryndlynd is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Archdruid Eryx with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.655 billion Eryndians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eryndhar. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Eryndian economy, worth a remarkable 4,462 trillion eryndollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,235 eryndollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eryndlynd's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is druidry.

Eryndlynd is ranked 311,880th in the world and 299th in Forest for Most Primitive, scoring -881.79 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 135thMost Influential: 188thMost Beautiful Environments: 207thBest Weather: 317thLargest Publishing Industry: 674thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 790thHighest Food Quality: 909thMost Rebellious Youth: 996thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,000thSmartest Citizens: 1,061stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,106thMost Inclusive: 1,141stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,154thMost Cultured: 1,311thSafest: 1,538thNicest Citizens: 1,569thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,614thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,624thMost Pacifist: 1,647thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,861stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,909thMost Developed: 1,954thLargest Governments: 1,998thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,119thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,471stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,506thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,235thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,744thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,855thLowest Crime Rates: 3,970thHighest Economic Output: 4,259thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,952ndMost Stationary: 6,003rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,326thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,617thMost Efficient Economies: 7,889thRudest Citizens: 9,636thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,079thMost Secular: 13,245thTop
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Largest Populations: 20,302ndMost Subsidized Industry: 26,219thMost Income Equality: 29,707th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 24th in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionMost Pacifist: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 31st in the region

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