Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker
Location: Forest
Population | 18.655 billion |
Capital | Eryndhar |
Leader | Archdruid Eryx |
Faith | druidry |
Currency | eryndollar |
Animal | dragon |
The Emerald Forest of Eryndlynd is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Archdruid Eryx with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.655 billion Eryndians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eryndhar. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Eryndian economy, worth a remarkable 4,462 trillion eryndollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,235 eryndollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eryndlynd's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is druidry.
Eryndlynd is ranked 311,880th in the world and 299th in Forest for Most Primitive, scoring -881.79 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eryndlynd was endorsed by The Workers-Ecological State of Psuke.
- : Eryndlynd endorsed The Green Otters' State of Garbelia.
- : Eryndlynd was endorsed by The Green Otters' State of Garbelia.
- : Eryndlynd was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Benevolent Dictatorship of The United Capital of Adam, curing 206 million infected.
- : Eryndlynd was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Benevolent Dictatorship of The United Capital of Adam, curing 356 million infected.
- : Eryndlynd was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Benevolent Dictatorship of The United Capital of Adam, curing 267 million infected.
- : Eryndlynd was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Benevolent Dictatorship of The United Capital of Adam, curing 167 million infected.
- : Eryndlynd was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Benevolent Dictatorship of The United Capital of Adam, curing 300 million infected.
- : Eryndlynd was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Eryndlynd was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Matriarchy of Anequina-Pellitine, curing 115 million infected.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 45 » Velkia and the Islands, Candlewhisper Archive, Caterasia, Kawastyselir, Chilledsville, Canaltia, Ziotah and Riverside, The Black Forrest, Love and Nature, Ransium, Window Land, Verdant Haven, Novian Republics, Taco Respublic, Lura, Effazio, Atsvea, Middle Barael, The Cypher Nine, Terrabod, Blue Nagia, Rhodevus, Democratic Republic of Cacusia, Forest Virginia, Prusmia, Zerphen, Nordustra, Ecologist Hegemony, Ownzone, Tildalandia, Ypogegrammeni, York Zionia, Saint Dolmance, ProForestation, McClandia Doge 2, Kannap, Vantser, Sierra Cascadia, Hyon Delta, The Realizer, Mount Seymour, Azure Mines, Furilisca, Garbelia, and Psuke.