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The Armed Republic of Erythrean

“IF YOU WISH FOR PEACE, BE READY FOR WAR.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Lazarus

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Erythrean

Population1.92 billion

CapitalAZMARA

CurrencyShen
AnimalLion

The Armed Republic of Erythrean is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.92 billion Erythreanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AZMARA. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Erythreanian economy, worth 187 trillion Shens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,821 Shens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, the nation's youth voluntarily goes to bed early out of sheer tiredness from their working days, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Leader is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation, and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Erythrean's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Erythrean is ranked 181,407th in the world and 6,261st in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -182.78 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,170thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,726thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,810thHealthiest Citizens: 16,014thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,406thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,586thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,551stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,821stSafest: 18,847thMost Developed: 19,111thMost Pacifist: 19,539thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,252nd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 277th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 495th in the regionMost Influential: 520th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 552nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Erythrean, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Erythrean, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Leader is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation.
  • : Following new legislation in Erythrean, the nation's youth voluntarily goes to bed early out of sheer tiredness from their working days.
  • : Following new legislation in Erythrean, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense.
  • : Following new legislation in Erythrean, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
  • : Following new legislation in Erythrean, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Erythrean, Erythreanians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Erythrean was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Erythrean endorsed The Heart of The United Syrian States.
  • : Erythrean voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".

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