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The Good Ol' Boah of Eskvenn

“Peace, Grace, and Glory”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the South Pacific



Population3.319 billion

CapitalSt June
LeaderJohn Willard

CurrencyEskvennian Dollar
AnimalArctic Fox

The Good Ol' Boah of Eskvenn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John Willard with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 3.319 billion Eskvennians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St June. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eskvennian economy, worth 348 trillion Eskvennian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 105,134 Eskvennian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Eskvennians, cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon, and candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eskvenn's national animal is the Arctic Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eskvenn is ranked 66,848th in the world and 3,268th in the South Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 886.34 milliStalins.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 259thMost Influential: 1,576thTop
Most Devout: 7,007thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,135thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 16,312thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,232ndLowest Crime Rates: 19,069thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,282ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,422ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,685thBest Weather: 19,928thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,136thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,772ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,354thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,336th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 169th in the regionMost Devout: 190th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 397th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 425th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 456th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 460th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 477th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 481st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 532nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 547th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 594th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 621st in the regionBest Weather: 629th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 699th in the regionLargest Populations: 700th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 705th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 708th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 730th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 745th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 779th in the regionMost Cultured: 858th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 876th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 900th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 912th in the regionMost Developed: 915th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 919th in the regionLargest Governments: 959th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 987th in the regionNicest Citizens: 1,042nd in the region

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