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The Yeehaw Republic of Eskvenn

“La República de Eskvenn”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: the South Pacific



Population3.989 billion

CapitalSt June
LeaderJohn Gardner

CurrencyEskvennian Dollar

The Yeehaw Republic of Eskvenn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John Gardner with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The hard-working, devout population of 3.989 billion Eskvennians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St June. The average income tax rate is 20.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eskvennian economy, worth 446 trillion Eskvennian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 111,865 Eskvennian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds, and the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eskvenn's national animal is the Buffalo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eskvenn is ranked 108,175th in the world and 4,042nd in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 605.84 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 780thMost Influential: 2,105thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 8,279thMost Devout: 8,778thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11,824thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,906thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,367thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,360thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,464thHealthiest Citizens: 20,392ndLargest Mining Sector: 20,427thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,429thMost Cultured: 20,623rdHighest Poor Incomes: 20,942nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 126th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 225th in the regionMost Devout: 229th in the regionMost Influential: 230th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 285th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 338th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 468th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 569th in the regionMost Cultured: 596th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 627th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 651st in the regionLargest Populations: 663rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 677th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 681st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 697th in the regionLargest Black Market: 729th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 759th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 772nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 785th in the regionMost Average: 801st in the region

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