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Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific

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Eskvenn

Population5.157 billion

CapitalSt Charleston
LeaderJohn Monroe
FaithChristianity

CurrencyEskvennian Dollar
AnimalDove

The Front Porch Sittin' Republic of Eskvenn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by John Monroe with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.157 billion Eskvennians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Charleston. The average income tax rate is 42.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eskvennian economy, worth 496 trillion Eskvennian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 96,209 Eskvennian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home, and minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eskvenn's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eskvenn is ranked 22,226th in the world and 722nd in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 991.52 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 436thMost Influential: 700thTop
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Most Devout: 8,354thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,439thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,298thMost Cultured: 14,919thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,560thHealthiest Citizens: 20,276thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,274thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,699thBest Weather: 21,986thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,226thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,902ndLowest Crime Rates: 23,615th
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Most Influential: 49th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 240th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 373rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 392nd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 427th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 450th in the regionLargest Populations: 613th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 619th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 629th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 701st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 708th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 717th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 722nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 726th in the regionBest Weather: 741st in the regionMost Developed: 755th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 765th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 296 » Amerion, Qvait, Purple Hyacinth, New Goldman, Western Fardelshufflestein, New Briantown, Seythennia, Rebel-topia, Bawkie, Si-topia, Drystar, Kiasu-ism, Anserisa, Nova Montron, Itani, The Two Jerseys, Blaash, Darakin, Proctethia, Nowa Europa, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Bear Connors Paradiso, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Iym Winterless, Yeldarbsland, Myndia, Terran Draconia, Marstella, Auphelia, Idiono, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Jehenna, Land Without Shrimp, Republik Hintonia, Zaelith, Vardanfel, Aoz, Kelle Sondians, Tsunamy, Dirkistan, Hakk Fiss, Ridehale, Phanama, Fasire, House Ahsanul, The Solar System Scope, Bod Wareenaland, Rad Asia, Myness, Maerist, and 246 others.Three Rivia Levr, South Caleblan, Shefino, Tsvetania, Privatore, Amutien, Doraya, Ralphburg, Linden Oak, Curlyhoward, Abarri, Barkorth, Jammlandia, Marinho Islands, HUElavia, Galactic Gelatin, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Indolos, Soem, Kroumos, Tepertopia, Southern Numenor, Aidenfieeld, Erinor, West Pastafaria, Isle of Glastonbury, Sanden, Bohenia, Centristvill, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Pamela And Hepatitis, Noire Denholm, Antarctic Empires, Corgitopiaa, Gonrati, SteamPunk Squirrels, The West Valley Mountains, A leftover country, Bartonia Nova, PenguinPies, Yellunstryer, North Kanuckistan, Dankstergrad, Steampunk Engineers, Walloonia, Bleakfoot, Hyenhnam, Enplatia, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Ullan, Wehraboos, Catsonya, Jarilon, Brunier, Direwolf1, Avalonica, Maeiland, Volaworand, Monstrous Island, Sthalrim, Wardoeka, Utondara, St Oaks, Poopisiya, Escevola, South Blossom, Not Austria, Ebonhand, Farengeto, Western Calypso Islands, Guvnurag, Dereistic, Myhomecountry, Sedunn, USNE2018, Ancient Slobovia, Tioloman, Seliyan progressive Islands, Unielvan Millorvium, South Western Korea, Katikstan, Oreo States, Page 53, Center Lisle, Grianal, Springhollow, Japanese Federal Republic, Aumeltopia, Drew-Topia, Markla, Andinla, Calistan, Aschenburg, Hypersensible Crybabies, Pax Dracon, Farelonia, Isokenzar, Los Lonley Boys, RestartAll, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Kandorith, The United Expanse, Operahouse, Zolooloo, North Catimestistrianes, Kholdan, Los Rodeos, United Rebellious States, Cuuldere, 11th Infanterie-Division, Chekuruvada, Quh, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Seyja, Rabbitz, Belschaft, Royaltica, Apartment 11F, WI SD EA D, Berlana, Rotenaplistan, Abyssal Phantasm, Euro Pacifica, Doss Kingly, Mesdonia, Menesynchro, Canmore, Shoinkwishima, Lesinteil, Blondiesland, Kucaland, The naked people, Oxyliteral, Doundaly, Yavemaya, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Bergenu, Beepee, Sandaoguo, Charisma Bonus, Kafeine, East Mantis, Venethort, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Rectionk, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Martzian, No youu, Wakandan Tribes, Transvolcanic, The Golden Grain, Aurcania, Sacal, Salguod, FreeFishers, The Imperial Frost Federation, Dis7Nation, Transtemporal Shifts, Fredriecan, Drucar, Treir, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Synarion, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Wallechi, Truskawkoland, Holota, Qawe, Rosdrikk, The White Isles, Unojo, New Amere, Levistian, Malonlandia, East Nagaland, Britun, Nori Natto, New Itomorii, Ceutalia, Gidonia, Mauricean Islands, Neten Land, Scu Greinne, Aresten, Yahshabbat, The Altan, The Imperial Of Notsep, Concrete Slab, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Doge Land, LadyRebels, Bichedder, Carthatska, Depressed Nation, Yeses, Eddonia, Leanoidan, Freavia, Tineman, HORLALEK, Ottawa land, Greslon, The Stolen Lands, The 3rdGodKing, Lugentzdort, River Fork, Banglazstrogaria, New Qafedemar, Rubelios, Dovan Con Kabizzores, Independent Southern State of Texas, Borielo, Rovere, Yuveska, Ipugao, NIGHTRAY, Greater Scottdascoda, Lazarevich, Luilekkerlandt, Kimungu, Of Cheddar, Arkannadia, Libedistan, Westenhald, Tughampton, New Belgrade, Centia Deran, Noimosini, The United Australian States, Populaa, Drugged up Kitties, Alambar, Kaoia, JavaSiege, Dalegreen, Rhetiaa, Kaleidescooptopia, Bosumtwi, Beblahbleblo, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, North Prarie, Agletgreenia, Eastern Mekong, Green Sofia, Solanosco, and Galebland.

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