The Alvarian Avenger of Espanure is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Deep State Daddy Amoging with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.156 billion Espanureans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amogus. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Espanurean economy, worth a remarkable 1,300 trillion Guacamole nilla benis a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,817 Guacamole nilla benis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Childhood friends of Deep State Daddy Amoging are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police, and citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Espanure's national animal is the turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Full Anel Nelson Cult.

Espanure is ranked 57,056^th in the world and 12^th in The Democratic Republic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.41 law-abiding acts per hour.