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The United Kingdom of Estonia-Livonia

“Work, Family, Fatherland”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Sonindia

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Estonia-Livonia

Population404 million

CapitalRiga

CurrencyKroon
AnimalGrey Wolf

The United Kingdom of Estonia-Livonia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 404 million Estonians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riga. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Estonian economy, worth 38.2 trillion Kroons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,616 Kroons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Estonian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, they say that Estonians made a dessert and called it peace, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Kroon mansions, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estonia-Livonia's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Estonia-Livonia is ranked 174,057th in the world and 217th in Sonindia for Most Primitive, scoring -141 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,886thMost Secular: 6,078thTop
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Most Influential: 10,935thHealthiest Citizens: 12,890thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,289thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,029thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,248thLowest Crime Rates: 14,338thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,520thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,808thSafest: 19,412thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,880th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 23rd in the regionMost Conservative: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Estonia-Livonia, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Estonia-Livonia, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Kroon mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in Estonia-Livonia, they say that Estonians made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Estonia-Livonia, Estonian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.
  • : Following new legislation in Estonia-Livonia, political candidates must be personally vetted by Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Estonia-Livonia, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Estonia-Livonia, gambling is outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Estonia-Livonia, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Estonia-Livonia, Leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses.
  • : Following new legislation in Estonia-Livonia, Leader sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy.

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