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The Prestigious Bohirín of Eternally Ambiguous Baracus

“The Divils own, so she is” Omniscent Lord Prophet Of Joyfulness

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Unheard Of
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Glass Gallows


Eternally Ambiguous Baracus

Population9.12 billion

LeaderOmniscent Lord Prophet Of Joyfulness
FaithPursuit of Joy Through Violent Flogging

AnimalSpider Crab

The Prestigious Bohirín of Eternally Ambiguous Baracus is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Omniscent Lord Prophet Of Joyfulness with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.12 billion Joyfully Indoctrinated Vagrants are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nephilim. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.0%.

The all-consuming Ineffably Soluble economy, worth a remarkable 1,283 trillion Gouriers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 140,685 Gouriers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 591,941 per year while the poor average 21,697, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, and the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eternally Ambiguous Baracus's national animal is the Spider Crab and its national religion is Pursuit of Joy Through Violent Flogging.

Eternally Ambiguous Baracus is ranked 126,125th in the world and 6th in Glass Gallows for Most Beautiful Environments, with 521.03 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Primitive: 2,025thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,044thTop
Most Devout: 2,822ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,367thNudest: 3,622ndLargest Insurance Industry: 3,917thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,710thLargest Black Market: 5,108thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,843rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,578thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,770thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,973rdTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,532ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,504thHighest Economic Output: 14,102ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,292ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,305thHighest Average Incomes: 16,501stLargest Governments: 19,919thMost Conservative: 19,958thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21,452ndMost Subsidized Industry: 22,775thLargest Retail Industry: 23,776thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,285th
Nudest: 1st in the region

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