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The Matriarchy of Ethan the terrible

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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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Ethan the terrible

Population2.349 billion

CurrencyEthanbill
AnimalBlobfish

The Matriarchy of Ethan the terrible is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.349 billion Ethan the terribleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ethan the terriblean economy, worth 373 trillion Ethanbills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 159,136 Ethanbills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Ethan the terribleans caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Ethan the terriblean restaurants, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ethan the terrible's national animal is the Blobfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Ethan the terrible is ranked 9,457th in the world and 406th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,273.04 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,183rdMost Influential: 1,845thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,978thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,056thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,611thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,205thLargest Mining Sector: 3,514thMost Avoided: 3,737thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,204thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,989thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,359thLargest Black Market: 5,382ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,978thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,565thNudest: 7,984thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,457thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,658thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 12,296thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,790thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,661stMost Subsidized Industry: 16,363rdLargest Insurance Industry: 16,562ndMost Devout: 17,063rdLargest Governments: 18,910thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,138thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,038th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 77th in the regionFattest Citizens: 88th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 90th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 107th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 130th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 132nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 214th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 236th in the regionLargest Black Market: 245th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 246th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 319th in the regionNudest: 335th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 406th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 533rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 581st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 602nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 689th in the regionMost Influential: 727th in the regionMost Devout: 747th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 815th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 854th in the regionLargest Governments: 926th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 970th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 179 » Sikol, Koda-Land, New Lakemba, Kragsgale, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Yaorozu, U S Eh, Loutsland, Brucklania, Highton Islands, Prydania, Hamerica, Yalkan, WeKnow, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Rhein States, Territorio di Nessuno, Ethnon, Zzozona, Andexia, Sunto, El Fiji Grande, Guer Aike, Dar es Saalam, Illusia and Neverendia, Corfad, Fauzjhia, Newpromisedland, Napnomadia, Dreadton, Siwale, Shibutani, Interdimensional Zone, Amerian States, Wineclaw, Dabarastan, Omnistria, Heilhum Imperius, Daiz, Notyoutopia, Selfgradatude, Dangine, Kocherian, Sil Dorsett, Simone Republic, Libertania Democratica, Orado, Vincone Cae, Frances Francis the First of France, and 129 others.Sundred, Malta Comino Gozo, Xipher, Ravendi, Votak Matim, 1 very fast endotarter, Runeda, Great Bights Mum, The Iron Lions, Xagill, McMasterdonia, Harjad, Eywaan, Clan Spaniel, Aerilia, Kranostav, Cretox State, Morover, Innocentic, Holy Oranz, Pallaith, Xyrron, Shadowrik, Outer Shenendoah, Lulubellia, Valentine Z, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chips and Guac, Navsland, North Bratislava, Magna Banitia, Hardscrabble, Unsophisticate, Maott, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Merconitonitopia, Draconian Progression, Wilkshire, Republica Guilleana, Seanat, Madjack, Joodey, Former English Colony, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, PotatoFarmers, Religioncord, Seenvorland, Testnation223, Pytong, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Ozstan, The Stratosphere Islands, The Pantheons, Venicea, Pasargad, Imperial Pieserged, Maratabat, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Serdey Islands, Odelinor, Slyakanya, Yokciq Empire, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, Climeria, Colfes, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Animu Place, East Akra, Port Naga, Free Atlantis, Darkmondoria, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Nuronte, His Enduring Majesty, Galbadiana, Xentherida, Hyphen, The Endless Eventide, Star Kingdom, Planes, The Mazur Empire, Nalver And, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Ellbonnia, Strongwill, Moubarakistan, Barabolia, Glurponia, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Svenskan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Figyjharli, Sanjurika, Trumpski, Wapistan, Nuevo Polanco, Kromi, Questann, Siforpeo, Lol2639, Travislavania, Super Girl, Shotokonia, Wisconsota, BTProductions, Uzbek Khan, Yellops, Aryan Homeland, Alexander the Magnus, Steampunk Ariel, Viridiann, Mon Island, Tyirza, Defense For The World Assembly, Siberian Workforce, Centrialand, Tsandonown, Britle, The Calabash Protectorate, Jaxikistan, and Ootasa.

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