The Kpahud fūrãvò manāka of Ethensia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Antonio Galvez with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.867 billion Ethensians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carlton Capitol. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ethensian economy, worth 650 trillion Ethensian Commonwealth Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,733 Ethensian Commonwealth Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War vets look after war animals, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, the government spends millions of Ethensian Commonwealth Dollars every year prosecuting spammers, and artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui. Crime is totally unknown. Ethensia's national animal is the Feathered Chamelegar Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ethensia is ranked 75,521^st in the world and 1^st in Ethensia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,808.76 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.