The Commonwealth of Eulartya is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.151 billion Eulartyans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Eulartyan economy, worth 633 trillion dookers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,754 dookers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the government is reining in public spending, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Eulartya's national animal is the ant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eulartya is ranked 191,018^th in the world and 94^th in Red Back Island for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.49 law-abiding acts per hour.