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The Federal Republic of Eulumia

“Molitva Digernia! La Dolce Vita.”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Geopolity



Population13.319 billion

LeaderGrand Chancellor Katherine Elouise

AnimalEulumian Sunfish

The Federal Republic of Eulumia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Grand Chancellor Katherine Elouise with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.319 billion Eulumians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Versienna. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eulumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,039 trillion Isteroes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 78,062 Isteroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Eulumian pirates, farting etiquette is taught in schools, and the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eulumia's national animal is the Eulumian Sunfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Fatalism.

Eulumia is ranked 201,454th in the world and 122nd in Geopolity for Most Avoided, scoring 0.39 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 771stTop
Best Weather: 2,372ndNicest Citizens: 2,795thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,847thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,036thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,142ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,968thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,839thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,091stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,261stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,641stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,995thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,086thMost Cultured: 7,025thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,547thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,775thTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,611thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,830thLowest Crime Rates: 12,450thMost Influential: 13,426thMost Inclusive: 13,849thMost Developed: 14,680thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,610thHighest Economic Output: 16,260thLargest Populations: 17,371stMost Rebellious Youth: 18,260thLargest Governments: 19,467th
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the region

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