The Incorporated States of Eulyphis is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 488 million Eulyphisians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eudaimonia. The average income tax rate is 67.8%.

The strong Eulyphisian economy, worth 39.7 trillion minerals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,273 minerals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eulyphis's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eulyphis is ranked 146,696^th in the world and 5^th in Chaldea for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,968.02 on the Hickory Productivity Index.