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The Republic of Euoia

“A wise man once said nothing.”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Athine

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Euoia

Population11.352 billion

CapitalNew Mountain City
LeaderJohn Jones
FaithPastafarisn

Currencypeso
Animalemu

The Republic of Euoia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by John Jones with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.352 billion Euoians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Mountain City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Euoian economy, worth 527 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 46,509 pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,756 per year while the poor average 2,915, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and the Federal Council of Euoia has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Euoia's national animal is the emu, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Pastafarisn.

Euoia is ranked 40,165th in the world and 2nd in Athine for Most Stationary, with 1,127.4161881754 days.

Top
5%
Most Pro-Market: 3,230thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,410thTop
10%
Largest Gambling Industry: 15,585thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19,924thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,207thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,387thMost Extreme: 23,465thMost Politically Free: 23,537th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Euoia's influence in Athine fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Euoia's influence in Athine rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Euoia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Euoia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Euoia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Euoia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Euoia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Euoia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Euoia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Euoia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.

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