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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica

“Yvan eht nioj” The Leader

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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Euraustralasamerica

Population33.541 billion

CapitalChi-Town
LeaderThe Leader
Faiththe Cult of the Leader

Currencypound
Animalbeaver

The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.541 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 21,994 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 655,743 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,142,191 per year while the poor average 5,897, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

Breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head, Euraustralasamerica has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague, and Euraustralasamerican companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 60th in the world and 3rd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 99.12 Obesity Rate.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22ndLargest Mining Sector: 34thLargest Insurance Industry: 35thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 37thHighest Disposable Incomes: 41stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 42ndMost Avoided: 44thLargest Agricultural Sector: 49thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 52ndHighest Economic Output: 54thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 57thFattest Citizens: 60thMost Corrupt Governments: 61stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 66thLargest Gambling Industry: 67thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 98thHighest Average Incomes: 98thMost Devout: 104thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 105thMost Ignorant Citizens: 194thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 200thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 276thMost Efficient Economies: 356thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 359thLargest Governments: 493rdLowest Crime Rates: 667thLargest Retail Industry: 749thRudest Citizens: 891stLargest Populations: 1,257thMost Stationary: 1,658thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,537thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,049thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,715thLargest Black Market: 5,895thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,428thTop
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Most Influential: 11,755thMost Conservative: 12,187thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,267th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionMost Stationary: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 45th in the regionRudest Citizens: 62nd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 152nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 193rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 239th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 296th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 372nd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 607th in the regionMost Conservative: 683rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 744th in the regionMost Extreme: 845th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Euraustralasamerican companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Euraustralasamerica has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Euraustralasamerica isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, penniless buskers are singing for their supper.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, net monetary worth and net moral worth are considered to be directly equivalent.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, cute fluffy little The Leaders are increasingly popular exotic pets.

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