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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica

“Yvan eht nioj”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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Euraustralasamerica

Population31.763 billion

CapitalChi-Town
LeaderThe Leader
Faiththe Cult of the Leader

Currencypound
Animalbeaver

The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, aversion to nipples, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.763 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 20,360 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 641,013 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,852,579 per year while the poor average 89,649, a ratio of 31.8 to 1.

Psychological disorders are a taboo subject, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, and open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 24,291st in the world and 1,222nd in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,411.28 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 32ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 33rdLargest Insurance Industry: 36thMost Avoided: 43rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 44thMost Corrupt Governments: 45thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 51stHighest Economic Output: 57thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 57thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 58thFattest Citizens: 59thLargest Gambling Industry: 73rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 91stHighest Average Incomes: 93rdMost Devout: 100thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 102ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 127thLargest Agricultural Sector: 170thMost Ignorant Citizens: 181stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 211thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 239thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 317thLargest Governments: 469thLargest Retail Industry: 592ndLowest Crime Rates: 616thRudest Citizens: 801stLargest Populations: 1,285thTop
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Most Stationary: 1,771stMost Efficient Economies: 1,787thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,452ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,664thLargest Black Market: 3,814thTop
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Most Influential: 9,417thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,447thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,155thMost Conservative: 10,333rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,217thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,888th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 34th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 35th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 49th in the regionRudest Citizens: 55th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 128th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 140th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 158th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 402nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 407th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 476th in the regionMost Conservative: 587th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 647th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 787th in the regionMost Extreme: 813th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Euraustralasamerican Gladiators is a ratings success.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Euraustralasamericans must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the doctor has cold hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.

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