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The Republic of Euroanatolian Greece

“Freedom or Death”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Euroanatolian Greece

Population5.864 billion

CapitalConstantinople
LeaderIoannis Kapodistrias
FaithGreek Christian Orthodox

Currencygold drachma
AnimalYellow Eagle

The Republic of Euroanatolian Greece is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ioannis Kapodistrias with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.864 billion Greeks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 16.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Euroanatolian Greecean economy, worth a remarkable 1,669 trillion gold drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 284,627 gold drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Contestants on Euroanatolian Greece's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, third world countries are rich in "I Love Constantinople" t-shirts, and there are no more heroes any more. Crime is totally unknown. Euroanatolian Greece's national animal is the Yellow Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Greek Christian Orthodox.

Euroanatolian Greece is ranked 4,171st in the world and 103rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 7,457.88 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 303rdRudest Citizens: 531stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,121stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,564thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,679thTop
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Best Weather: 1,796thHighest Average Incomes: 1,954thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,021stMost Devout: 2,044thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,151stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,204thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,292ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,473rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,483rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,791stMost Developed: 2,844thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,971stSmartest Citizens: 3,194thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,228thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,417thMost Inclusive: 3,614thHealthiest Citizens: 3,889thMost Influential: 3,956thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,171stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,428thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,465thMost Cultured: 4,570thSafest: 6,388thLargest Governments: 6,792ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,892ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,234thLowest Crime Rates: 7,768thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,834thHighest Economic Output: 7,854thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,916thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,567th
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Rudest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 32nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 41st in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionBest Weather: 49th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 50th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 54th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 56th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 57th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 60th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 63rd in the regionMost Developed: 67th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 67th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 79th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 80th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 83rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 85th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 95th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 97th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Cultured: 101st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 103rd in the regionSafest: 143rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 154th in the regionMost Stationary: 162nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 167th in the regionLargest Governments: 167th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 184th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 189th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 194th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 263rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 337th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 449th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 455th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 456th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euroanatolian Greece, there are no more heroes any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Euroanatolian Greece, third world countries are rich in "I Love Constantinople" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Euroanatolian Greece, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Euroanatolian Greece, contestants on Euroanatolian Greece's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Euroanatolian Greece, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Following new legislation in Euroanatolian Greece, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Ioannis Kapodistrias's wardrobe.
  • : Following new legislation in Euroanatolian Greece, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Euroanatolian Greece was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Euroanatolian Greece, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Ioannis Kapodistrias's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Euroanatolian Greece, water fights now end with thousands dead.

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