The People's Democratic Republic of Eurochina is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Xi Guterres-Schwab von der Leyen with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 6.601 billion Eurochinese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing-Brussels Eperopolis. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eurochinese economy, worth 692 trillion Eurorenminbis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 104,844 Eurorenminbis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, t-shirts displaying a photo of Xi Guterres-Schwab von der Leyen performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurochina's national animal is the white panda cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worldwide homogeneity.

Eurochina is ranked 33,190^th in the world and 1,181^st in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.89 law-abiding acts per hour.