The United Communes of Eurocom is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.289 billion Eurocoms are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurocom economy, worth 978 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 228,178 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices, Eurocom watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, Eurocom scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, and prison is a nightmare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurocom's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Eurocom is ranked 93,979^th in the world and 1,576^th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 172.25 cheeks per square mile.