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The Divine Right of EuroFounder

“At the service of the nations of Europe.”

Category: Iron Fist Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Europe

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EuroFounder

Population36.871 billion

Currencyeuro
Animaleurocrat

The Divine Right of EuroFounder is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 36.871 billion EuroFounderians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The EuroFounderian economy, worth a remarkable 3,259 trillion euros a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,399 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Burglary is widely regarded as the national sport, education and welfare spending are on the rise, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-euro mansions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EuroFounder's national animal is the eurocrat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

EuroFounder is ranked 647th in the world and 9th in Europe for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 5,757.22 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Top
1%
Largest Populations: 542ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 647thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,759thMost Stationary: 1,797thTop
5%
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,268thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,873rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,411thHighest Economic Output: 3,806thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,279thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,597thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,647thLargest Governments: 4,712thMost Pacifist: 4,922ndSafest: 5,208thMost Influential: 6,873rdNicest Citizens: 9,177thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,643rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,864thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,128thTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,135thLowest Crime Rates: 14,652ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,964thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,747thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,026thHighest Drug Use: 17,132ndLongest Average Lifespans: 19,126thMost Inclusive: 19,523rdSmartest Citizens: 20,372ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,947th
Top
1%
Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionTop
5%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 31st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 37th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 42nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 46th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 49th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 59th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Governments: 68th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Pacifist: 82nd in the regionSafest: 86th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : EuroFounder was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : EuroFounder was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : EuroFounder was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : EuroFounder was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : EuroFounder was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : EuroFounder was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : EuroFounder was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : EuroFounder was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : EuroFounder was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : EuroFounder was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

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