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The United Socialist States of Euronistan

“Long live socialism and freedom!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Communist Bloc



Population8.242 billion



The United Socialist States of Euronistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Marxen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.242 billion Euronistanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Euronistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,248 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 151,453 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, the well-to-do in The Communist Bloc are never on time for important appointments, and you can get married in sickness and in health but not internationally. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Euronistan's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Euronistan is ranked 162,086th in the world and 437th in The Communist Bloc for Rudest Citizens, with 34.46 Insults Per Minute.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,127thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,811thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,821stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,113thMost Cultured: 2,146thMost Influential: 2,170thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,417thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,528thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,625thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,680thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,730thBest Weather: 2,734thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,773rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,788thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,792ndMost Developed: 2,865thMost Pacifist: 3,002ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,046thNicest Citizens: 3,056thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,106thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,443rdMost Inclusive: 3,550thLargest Governments: 4,179thSmartest Citizens: 4,240thMost Efficient Economies: 4,759thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,350thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,467thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,475thLowest Crime Rates: 6,338thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,156thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,677thTop
Most Stationary: 11,341stHighest Average Incomes: 13,189thHighest Economic Output: 13,403rdMost Secular: 16,201stSafest: 16,955thMost Income Equality: 18,847th
Most Stationary: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 33rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 35th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 36th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 43rd in the regionBest Weather: 43rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 47th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 47th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 51st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 53rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 54th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 55th in the regionMost Pacifist: 58th in the regionMost Developed: 61st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 66th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 66th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 70th in the regionNicest Citizens: 72nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 77th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 77th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 79th in the regionLargest Populations: 81st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 83rd in the regionLargest Governments: 84th in the regionMost Inclusive: 85th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 91st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 93rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 96th in the region

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