The United Concordat of Europa is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Protector Hannibal Errinwright with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.951 billion Europans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgard. The average income tax rate is 45.7%.

The strong Europan economy, worth 462 trillion euromarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,495 euromarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europa's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is New Avalon Catholic Church.

Europa is ranked 258,379^th in the world and 635^th in Concord for Most Primitive, scoring -129.18 on the Scary Big Number Scale.