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The Dank Republic of European Kekistani Enclave

“SHAD'LAY TO ALL” Pepe

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Second Kekistani Republic

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European Kekistani Enclave

Population8.827 billion

CapitalNew Kekpento
LeaderPepe
FaithKekism

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalFrog

The Dank Republic of European Kekistani Enclave is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Pepe with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.827 billion Kekistanis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Kekpento. The average income tax rate is 6.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kekistani economy, worth a remarkable 2,222 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 251,821 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them, and the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. European Kekistani Enclave's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kekism.

European Kekistani Enclave is ranked 142,092nd in the world and 2nd in Second Kekistani Republic for Most Stationary, with 195.4457776924 days.

Top
1%
Most Armed: 688thHighest Crime Rates: 1,142ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,166thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,392ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,527thMost Avoided: 1,869thFattest Citizens: 2,106thRudest Citizens: 2,173rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,374thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,925thTop
5%
Largest Retail Industry: 3,211thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,348thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,676thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,134thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,085thHighest Average Incomes: 5,232ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,408thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,626thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,906thLargest Mining Sector: 7,343rdLargest Black Market: 9,746thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,322ndHighest Economic Output: 10,704thMost Efficient Economies: 11,706thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,189thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,274thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,912thSmartest Citizens: 13,897thTop
10%
Most Patriotic: 15,074thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,974thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,910thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18,948thMost Secular: 20,087thLargest Governments: 20,441stMost Advanced Public Transport: 28,567th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : European Kekistani Enclave voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : European Kekistani Enclave voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : European Kekistani Enclave voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
  • : Following new legislation in European Kekistani Enclave, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless.
  • : European Kekistani Enclave voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
  • : European Kekistani Enclave voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
  • : Following new legislation in European Kekistani Enclave, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them.
  • : Following new legislation in European Kekistani Enclave, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter'.
  • : European Kekistani Enclave was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in European Kekistani Enclave, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.

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