Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise
Location: Second Kekistani Republic
Population | 8.827 billion |
Capital | New Kekpento |
Leader | Pepe |
Faith | Kekism |
Currency | Bitcoin |
Animal | Frog |
The Dank Republic of European Kekistani Enclave is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Pepe with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.827 billion Kekistanis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Kekpento. The average income tax rate is 6.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kekistani economy, worth a remarkable 2,222 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 251,821 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them, and the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. European Kekistani Enclave's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kekism.
European Kekistani Enclave is ranked 142,092nd in the world and 2nd in Second Kekistani Republic for Most Stationary, with 195.4457776924 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : European Kekistani Enclave voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : European Kekistani Enclave voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : European Kekistani Enclave voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
- : Following new legislation in European Kekistani Enclave, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless.
- : European Kekistani Enclave voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : European Kekistani Enclave voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : Following new legislation in European Kekistani Enclave, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them.
- : Following new legislation in European Kekistani Enclave, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter'.
- : European Kekistani Enclave was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in European Kekistani Enclave, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.