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The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office

“Knowledge is Power”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Europeia

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Europeia Dispatch Office

Population13.627 billion

CapitalRaging Coolidgetopia
Leadera Panda that wandered into the Capitol


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.627 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,361 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,324 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 21,716th in the world and 228th in Europeia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 69,847.18 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Drug Use: 1,638thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,954thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,433rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,559thMost Efficient Economies: 4,087thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,214thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,706thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,734thMost Stationary: 5,030thHighest Economic Output: 6,136thMost Cultured: 6,174thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,707thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,783rdSmartest Citizens: 8,006thNudest: 9,265thHighest Average Incomes: 9,361stLargest Gambling Industry: 9,432ndMost Influential: 10,505thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,000thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,260thTop
Fattest Citizens: 12,083rdMost Developed: 13,957thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,669thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,167thMost Politically Free: 15,178thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,596thLargest Populations: 17,085thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,399thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,486thLargest Insurance Industry: 21,314thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,716thMost Inclusive: 22,294th
Highest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 20th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionNudest: 30th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 35th in the regionFattest Citizens: 41st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 49th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 52nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 54th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 58th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 58th in the regionLargest Populations: 66th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 69th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 77th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionMost Armed: 79th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 85th in the regionMost Cultured: 86th in the region

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