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The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office

“Knowledge is Power”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Europeia


Europeia Dispatch Office

Population13.111 billion

CapitalRaging Coolidgetopia
Leadera Panda that wandered into the Capitol


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.111 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,272 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,324 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 18,580th in the world and 25th in Europeia for Most Extreme, scoring 37.55 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Highest Drug Use: 1,655thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,881stTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,432ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,656thMost Efficient Economies: 4,000thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,305thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,791stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,826thMost Stationary: 5,091stMost Cultured: 6,191stHighest Economic Output: 6,234thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,392ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,654thSmartest Citizens: 8,017thNudest: 8,645thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,120thHighest Average Incomes: 9,296thTop
Most Influential: 10,637thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,855thFattest Citizens: 11,170thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,182ndMost Politically Free: 11,409thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,287thMost Developed: 13,615thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,910thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,907thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,712thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,868thLargest Populations: 17,345thMost Extreme: 18,580thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,467thLargest Insurance Industry: 20,328thRudest Citizens: 20,825th
Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 25th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30th in the regionNudest: 33rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 36th in the regionFattest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 47th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 47th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 57th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 68th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 72nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 87th in the regionMost Cultured: 89th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 94th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 95th in the regionMost Armed: 96th in the regionRudest Citizens: 98th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 102nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 113th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 113th in the region

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