The Kingdom of Euthenia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.692 billion Euthenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evimeria. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Euthenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,253 trillion Bars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,156 Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euthenia's national animal is the Siphonophore, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Euthenia is ranked 4,395^th in the world and 221^st in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 119.66 law-abiding acts per hour.