The Empire of Ever Testing is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Smog Wawelski with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.538 billion Ever Testians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Education and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wawel. The average income tax rate is 73.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ever Testingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,689 trillion obwarzaneks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 258,400 obwarzaneks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across, freed serfs and former nobles exchange awkward glances in the produce aisle, there is something rotten in the state of Ever Testing, and agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ever Testing's national animal is the lagun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Mighty Yeast.

Ever Testing is ranked 9,762^nd in the world and 184^th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 7,487.42 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.