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The Sovereign Order of Everlasting Crusade

“Falling never hurt anyone - it's the landing that hurts” Hochmeister General

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Force

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Everlasting Crusade

Population13.41 billion

CapitalAntioch
LeaderHochmeister General
FaithYes

CurrencyCross
AnimalLamb

The Sovereign Order of Everlasting Crusade is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hochmeister General with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.41 billion Crusaders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Environment, and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antioch. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crusader economy, worth a remarkable 1,926 trillion Crosses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 143,691 Crosses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, patients often wonder which is more annoying: their excruciating pain or their doctor incessantly praying over it, cute fluffy little Hochmeister Generals are increasingly popular exotic pets, and the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Everlasting Crusade's national animal is the Lamb, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yes.

Everlasting Crusade is ranked 12,505th in the world and 3rd in Force for Most Stationary, with 2,002.38102403088 days.

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1%
Most Primitive: 109thMost Devout: 258thMost Ignorant Citizens: 316thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 568thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,026thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,771stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,031stLargest Black Market: 2,082ndFattest Citizens: 2,086thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,584thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,284thMost Influential: 4,134thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,248thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,193rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,223rdMost Cultured: 6,779thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,843rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,895thMost Authoritarian: 9,598thMost Patriotic: 10,096thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,358thMost Stationary: 12,505thHighest Economic Output: 13,059thNudest: 13,229thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,369thTop
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Largest Governments: 16,097thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,774thMost Conservative: 18,545thHighest Average Incomes: 24,721stMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,513thBest Weather: 28,950th
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10%
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Everlasting Crusade was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • : Everlasting Crusade was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Everlasting Crusade was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Everlasting Crusade, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets.
  • : Everlasting Crusade was endorsed by The Revolutionary Republic of Lashnakia.
  • : Everlasting Crusade was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Everlasting Crusade, cute fluffy little Hochmeister Generals are increasingly popular exotic pets.
  • : Everlasting Crusade was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Everlasting Crusade, patients often wonder which is more annoying: their excruciating pain or their doctor incessantly praying over it.
  • : Following new legislation in Everlasting Crusade, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 2 » New Legland and Lashnakia.

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