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The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil Incarnate

“Exporting Evil Since 2002”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The Axis of Evil

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Evil Incarnate

Population25.721 billion

CapitalEvil Incarnata
Leaderthe android Irana Maltroff
FaithGaron

CurrencyPetal
AnimalShrew

The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil Incarnate is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the android Irana Maltroff with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, flagrant waste-dumping, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.721 billion Elves are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evil Incarnata. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Elven economy, worth an astonishing 10,302 trillion Petals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 400,548 Petals, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,103,353 per year while the poor average 40,785, a ratio of 51.6 to 1.

Exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, agricultural employees work for peanuts, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget, and in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Elves can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Evil Incarnate's national animal is the Shrew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Garon.

Evil Incarnate is ranked 610th in the world and 5th in The Axis of Evil for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 2.10 million Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 152ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 273rdFattest Citizens: 418thMost Avoided: 499thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 513thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 521stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 560thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 610thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 640thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 645thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 653rdHighest Economic Output: 750thMost Armed: 952ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,031stHighest Average Incomes: 1,086thLargest Mining Sector: 1,134thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,217thMost Efficient Economies: 1,279thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,322ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,501stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,530thMost Devout: 1,928thNudest: 1,964thLargest Retail Industry: 2,818thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,131stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,303rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,927thLargest Governments: 4,757thSmartest Citizens: 4,823rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,626thRudest Citizens: 6,215thLargest Populations: 7,124thMost Patriotic: 7,558thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,975thLowest Crime Rates: 10,351stMost Subsidized Industry: 14,194thTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,328thLargest Black Market: 21,718thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,558thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29,197th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Evil Incarnate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Evil Incarnate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Evil Incarnate was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Evil Incarnate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Evil Incarnate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Evil Incarnate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Evil Incarnate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Evil Incarnate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Evil Incarnate's influence in The Axis of Evil rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Evil Incarnate's influence in The Axis of Evil fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".

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