The Smatania's 2nd Alt of Evil Land is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 651 million Evilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 37.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Evilian economy, worth 6.88 trillion Evilian Dugàns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,564 Evilian Dugàns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Land's national animal is the Antares, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evil Land is ranked 295,143^rd in the world and 568^th in the Outback for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 371.24 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.