Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: Arcane
Population | 9.393 billion |
Capital | Evil Undercity |
Leader | Ica of the Dinosaurs |
Faith | Tyrannosaurinism |
Currency | Mother Mylk |
Animal | Tyrannic Tyrannosaurus Rex |
The 🌸Unhinged Girlboss🌸 of Evil Mother is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Ica of the Dinosaurs with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 9.393 billion Evil Motherians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evil Undercity. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Evil Motherian economy, worth 531 trillion Mother Mylks a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,631 Mother Mylks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Mother's national animal is the Tyrannic Tyrannosaurus Rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tyrannosaurinism.
Evil Mother is ranked 229,325th in the world and 5th in Arcane for Nudest, with 89 cheeks per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Evil Mother's influence in Arcane rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Evil Mother's influence in Arcane rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Evil Mother's influence in Arcane rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Evil Mother's influence in Arcane rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Evil Mother relocated from Lone Wolves United to Arcane.
- : Evil Mother relocated from The Wellspring to Lone Wolves United.
- : Evil Mother was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of Eastern Moria, curing 1 million infected.
- : Evil Mother was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : The Republic of Warden of the Spring dismissed Evil Mother as Mage of Foreign Affairs of The Wellspring.
- : Evil Mother lodged a message on the The Wellspring Regional Message Board.