The Evil Badlands of Evilbadland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Evilhoven Von Badhoven with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.361 billion Evilbadlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Worst City On Planet Earth. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Evilbadlandian economy, worth 244 trillion warcrimeCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 179,952 warcrimeCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, and police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evilbadland's national animal is the naked mole rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Killpeopleism.

Evilbadland is ranked 336,968^th in the world and 688^th in 10000 Islands for Most Pacifist, with 3.26 cheeks turned per day.