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The Prolife Fauzjhian Seadom of Evilcia

“Lots of fish around here” Audrey-Sophie Laflamme-Waters

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms



Population18.515 billion

LeaderAudrey-Sophie Laflamme-Waters


The Prolife Fauzjhian Seadom of Evilcia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Audrey-Sophie Laflamme-Waters with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.515 billion Evilcians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volcano-Atlantic. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Evilcian economy, worth a remarkable 8,017 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 433,050 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, umbrellas are back in fashion, and murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evilcia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Communism.

Evilcia is ranked 304,649th in the world and 9,708th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 13.12 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Inclusive: 15thHighest Food Quality: 22ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 31stNicest Citizens: 32ndMost Pacifist: 33rdMost Beautiful Environments: 34thHighest Average Tax Rates: 37thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 45thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 45thLargest Welfare Programs: 50thMost Developed: 51stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 52ndMost Cultured: 52ndBest Weather: 55thLargest Governments: 56thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 59thLongest Average Lifespans: 60thMost Cheerful Citizens: 61stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 72ndHealthiest Citizens: 82ndSafest: 87thMost Rebellious Youth: 99thLeast Corrupt Governments: 101stMost Advanced Public Transport: 103rdMost Efficient Economies: 111thMost Secular: 116thMost Advanced Public Education: 118thSmartest Citizens: 136thMost Subsidized Industry: 156thHighest Poor Incomes: 191stLowest Crime Rates: 275thLargest Publishing Industry: 348thMost Valuable International Artwork: 503rdHighest Average Incomes: 706thMost Scientifically Advanced: 907thHighest Economic Output: 1,128thRudest Citizens: 1,291stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,586thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,239thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,618thNudest: 14,031stTop
Largest Populations: 15,479thMost Income Equality: 16,998thMost Patriotic: 17,328thMost Influential: 22,802ndMost Stationary: 27,595thMost Politically Free: 28,971st
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 34th in the regionRudest Citizens: 51st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 59th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 123rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 214th in the regionLargest Populations: 236th in the regionNudest: 286th in the regionMost Politically Free: 292nd in the regionMost Stationary: 382nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 444th in the regionMost Influential: 462nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 463rd in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 538th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 684th in the regionMost Extreme: 940th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Evilcia, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking.
  • : Following new legislation in Evilcia, umbrellas are back in fashion.
  • : Following new legislation in Evilcia, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Following new legislation in Evilcia, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies.
  • : Following new legislation in Evilcia, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
  • : Following new legislation in Evilcia, only rebellious teens who want to look cool and dangerous drink milk in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Evilcia, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster.
  • : Following new legislation in Evilcia, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Evilcia, economic planning is exalted as a human art form.
  • : Following new legislation in Evilcia, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.