The Prolife Fauzjhian Seadom of Evilcia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Audrey-Sophie Laflamme-Waters with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.515 billion Evilcians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volcano-Atlantic. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Evilcian economy, worth a remarkable 8,017 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 433,050 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, umbrellas are back in fashion, and murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evilcia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Communism.

Evilcia is ranked 304,649^th in the world and 9,708^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 13.12 on the Bus Surprisal Index.