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The Prolife Fauzjhian Seadom of Evilcia

“Lots of fish around here” Audrey-Sophie Laflamme-Waters

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms



Population21.42 billion

LeaderAudrey-Sophie Laflamme-Waters


The Prolife Fauzjhian Seadom of Evilcia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Audrey-Sophie Laflamme-Waters with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.42 billion Evilcians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volcano-Atlantic. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Evilcian economy, worth an astonishing 10,112 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 472,112 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and the Evilcian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evilcia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Communism.

Evilcia is ranked 280,243rd in the world and 6,291st in the Rejected Realms for Most Devout, with 1.31 prayers per hour.

Most Inclusive: 11thHighest Food Quality: 16thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19thMost Pacifist: 22ndNicest Citizens: 25thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26thMost Beautiful Environments: 30thMost Cultured: 32ndLargest Governments: 35thMost Developed: 37thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 39thLongest Average Lifespans: 40thLargest Welfare Programs: 41stBest Weather: 45thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 46thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 46thMost Cheerful Citizens: 47thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 51stHealthiest Citizens: 55thSafest: 60thMost Rebellious Youth: 67thLeast Corrupt Governments: 72ndMost Efficient Economies: 75thMost Secular: 79thMost Advanced Public Transport: 79thSmartest Citizens: 99thMost Advanced Public Education: 112thHighest Poor Incomes: 133rdMost Subsidized Industry: 173rdLargest Publishing Industry: 200thLowest Crime Rates: 214thMost Valuable International Artwork: 573rdHighest Average Incomes: 587thMost Scientifically Advanced: 784thHighest Economic Output: 825thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,449thRudest Citizens: 1,949thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,361stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,584thMost Income Equality: 8,909thMost Patriotic: 13,423rdTop
Largest Populations: 14,732ndMost Influential: 17,339thNudest: 18,941stMost Stationary: 22,083rd
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 59th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 178th in the regionMost Politically Free: 188th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 202nd in the regionLargest Populations: 208th in the regionMost Income Equality: 236th in the regionMost Stationary: 300th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 428th in the regionMost Influential: 449th in the regionNudest: 495th in the regionMost Extreme: 547th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 619th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Evilcia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Evilcia, the Evilcian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Evilcia, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Evilcia, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Evilcia, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Evilcia, glamping Evilcians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Evilcia, the Evilcian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Evilcia, books are so highly regarded in Evilcia that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Following new legislation in Evilcia, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Evilcia.
  • : Following new legislation in Evilcia, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.