The Unholy Infernal Pandemonium of Evilish Evils is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lucifer Morningstar with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.199 billion Evils are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gehenna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Evilish Evilsian economy, worth 302 trillion Imps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 137,485 Imps, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 805,407 per year while the poor average 10,989, a ratio of 73.3 to 1.

The best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre, the criminal underworld is dominated by cupcake smugglers and back-alley doughnut shops, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, and the nation's mettle is about to be tested. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. Evilish Evils's national animal is the Devil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

Evilish Evils is ranked 30,757^th in the world and 2^nd in Astatontingedoan Peninsula for Highest Average Incomes, with 136,795.73 Standard Monetary Units.